“The veil is thin, the treats are few, and someone’s about to knock over the cauldron.”
October struts in wearing a velvet cloak carrying emotional baggage larger than your litter box. Libra season begins with charm, grace... and denial. Everyone’s pretending to be balanced while secretly plotting the perfect time to be lame. Then Scorpio slinks onto the scene with intensity, and a need for deep transformation (ahem.. spook). Expect heightened intuition, darts under the bed, and one major aha moment that arrives at 3 a.m.
The month’s theme? Transformation with flair.
Whether you’re shedding old habits or shedding fur, the stars demand a stylish rebirth.
Step inside, darling. Madame Purrlina has spoken with the stars and they have opinions.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
You’re charging into October like a heroic pumpkin warrior with your thundering hooves. Libra energy demands teamwork... gross, I know, while Scorpio insists on strategy.
Pick your battles carefully. Not every rustling leaf is a dragon to slay, darling.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Comfort is your love language, but October is hiding your favorite treat-os.
Libra wants refinement; Scorpio wants depth. The result? Existential redecorating. Rearrange your toys, not your values, and stop pretending your “treat stash” is for guests.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
You’re the social butterfly, literally, with a catnip problem. Libra boosts your charisma, but Scorpio turns those late night mewlings into therapy sessions. Maybe listen for once? Sit, stay and be a good boy.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Libra season makes you crave harmony with your hoomans; Scorpio makes you crave dramatic emotional howlings under the moon. Balance both urges by making thoughtful scratch marks and spraying boundaries. Your emotional tides are strong, just don’t knock over the caveletti poles.
Leo (July 23 – Aug 22)
You are radiant, obviously, but October wants substance behind the sparkle. Scorpio tests your authenticity, asking: Do you roar because you mean it, or because you need the echo? Focus your fire on creation, not applause.
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22)
You’ve been sniffing everyone else’s chaos since Mercury’s last tantrum. Stop. Libra reminds you to enjoy the aesthetic, catnap unapologetically; Scorpio reminds you control is an illusion, go for that jump in 2 strides not 4. This month’s homework: accept that extra treat without rolling over.
Libra (Sept 23 – Oct 22)
Your season opens with a spotlight and you look fabulous after the groomers. But Scorpio’s arrival will ask for honesty beneath the gloss. Charm can’t solve everything; sometimes you have to choose a side and risk a whisker out of place.
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
The power suit is metaphorical, the aura is Boss Mare. You’re magnetic, mysterious, and mildly terrifying — congratulations. Transformation follows you like a loyal familiar. Just don’t weaponize your intuition; it’s for insight, not blackmailing for more treats.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
You’re restless, reckless, and radiating wanderlust. Libra’s diplomacy bores you; Scorpio’s drama intrigues you. Channel that energy into running off the farm. The stars approve of spontaneity, go yonder but don't dig holes in the process.
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
Ambition is your default setting, but October wants vulnerability, not another blue ribbon. Libra says “collaborate,” Scorpio says “trust issues.” Try bolting around the pen for once, preferably with the beginner rider.
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
You’re full of ideas, none of which involve lazy snoozes on the couch. Libra enhances your charm; Scorpio demands depth. Say what you feel, not just what sounds innovative. Howl loudly and often.
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
You’re swimming through psychic currents again, darling. Libra adds whimsy; Scorpio stirs obsession. Terrorizing the senior dog, making muffins, and knocking that water glass off the counter will save you.
October is a masquerade — half beauty, half revelation. When the masks drop, don’t panic. Smile, stretch, lick your paw and remember: even chaos looks good in moonlight.”